It all started one saturday afternoon. Billy Bopkins sat on his couch wondering when this horrid thunderstorm would stop and he could go back to work. For, Billy worked on the street selling those little tacky squirt bottles that you see tourists wearing.
"Why does anyone need a spritzer while it's raining?" Billy thought to himself. "It must be the most sunniest day in the history of the universe! But it is raining... I suppose if it is raining, then it is not a sunny day, so it is the perfect day for rain. I wonder if Global Warming is making it rain... But if it is always dreary, when will the sun come out? If it is raining it is not a sun day, so the sun can't come out. Then, I won't be able to sell my spritzers! Then some guy in China will lose his job because they are not making enough profit off of them. And don't greenhouses contribute to Global Warming, too? Like, Greenhouse Gasses? And all these old gardeners have greenhouses! Why do they have greenhouses? Because they need a place to put their plants! And trees are plants, too, right? So some guy in China will lose his job because of a tree. Yeah, that's fair enough. So, all we have to do are cut down all of the trees, and Global Warming will get better, and then the sun will come out, and I will be able to sell my spritzers again! Yay!"
Is ANY of this correct? You decide.
No comments:
Post a Comment